People don't draw enough dicks anymore.

dick hoist

I was in love, once. A girl whos name I never knew. Despite this, I knew exactly how I felt the moment I laid eyes on her. It was a warm summers night, and after consuming a large amount of alcohol with some of my peers at a local gentlemens club I was preparing for the unstable and arduous journey home. It was then I saw her. She stood there, gazing me up and down with eyes of cold steel and the stare of a hardened Frenchmen who'd just been bitten by a Spaniard. Not one to be put off by appearances, I approached her and offered a greeting, to which she replied "piss off, you cunt." Accepting defeat, I went for a kebab then fucked off home.

I have absolutely NOTHING interesting or witty to say right now, but please leave me comments about how witty/interesting I am anyway. Hate spam and non stop insults are also encouraged.

Who gives a fuck, no one reads this shit anyway

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Goddamn, I've been on newgrounds for longer than most of the current BBS regs now, and I still have a postcount not even in the thousands? Just shows you, eh? Wow, I'm getting all nostalgic. Anyhoo, for whatever reason you've ventured onto my profile, please enjoy this video and be sure to leave me abusive comments and send me abusive PMS. Ciao!

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So, sup NG?

I have no idea why you're looking at my userpage at the moment, as i have done pretty much nothing of worth. For whatever reason you have ventured onto my page, please enjoy this somewhat amusing picture. :)