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Joined on 7/7/05

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Posted by parzo - April 14th, 2017


People don't draw enough dicks anymore.


Posted by parzo - July 9th, 2012


dick hoist


Posted by parzo - April 20th, 2011


I was in love, once. A girl whos name I never knew. Despite this, I knew exactly how I felt the moment I laid eyes on her. It was a warm summers night, and after consuming a large amount of alcohol with some of my peers at a local gentlemens club I was preparing for the unstable and arduous journey home. It was then I saw her. She stood there, gazing me up and down with eyes of cold steel and the stare of a hardened Frenchmen who'd just been bitten by a Spaniard. Not one to be put off by appearances, I approached her and offered a greeting, to which she replied "piss off, you cunt." Accepting defeat, I went for a kebab then fucked off home.


Posted by parzo - February 15th, 2011


I have absolutely NOTHING interesting or witty to say right now, but please leave me comments about how witty/interesting I am anyway. Hate spam and non stop insults are also encouraged.


Posted by parzo - December 1st, 2010


Who gives a fuck, no one reads this shit anyway


Posted by parzo - April 14th, 2009


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Goddamn, I've been on newgrounds for longer than most of the current BBS regs now, and I still have a postcount not even in the thousands? Just shows you, eh? Wow, I'm getting all nostalgic. Anyhoo, for whatever reason you've ventured onto my profile, please enjoy this video and be sure to leave me abusive comments and send me abusive PMS. Ciao!


Posted by parzo - July 26th, 2008


:'(

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Freddie Mercury


Posted by parzo - May 15th, 2008


......

My evil scheme


Posted by parzo - August 11th, 2007


So, sup NG?

My penis.


Posted by parzo - July 29th, 2007


I have no idea why you're looking at my userpage at the moment, as i have done pretty much nothing of worth. For whatever reason you have ventured onto my page, please enjoy this somewhat amusing picture. :)