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Creativity in the modern era

2017-04-14 11:44:14 by parzo

People don't draw enough dicks anymore.


My feelings, I'm so fucking deep and dark

2012-07-09 18:29:50 by parzo
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dick hoist


The finest bitch in the land

2011-04-20 15:39:58 by parzo

I was in love, once. A girl whos name I never knew. Despite this, I knew exactly how I felt the moment I laid eyes on her. It was a warm summers night, and after consuming a large amount of alcohol with some of my peers at a local gentlemens club I was preparing for the unstable and arduous journey home. It was then I saw her. She stood there, gazing me up and down with eyes of cold steel and the stare of a hardened Frenchmen who'd just been bitten by a Spaniard. Not one to be put off by appearances, I approached her and offered a greeting, to which she replied "piss off, you cunt." Accepting defeat, I went for a kebab then fucked off home.


Subject

2011-02-15 13:23:22 by parzo

I have absolutely NOTHING interesting or witty to say right now, but please leave me comments about how witty/interesting I am anyway. Hate spam and non stop insults are also encouraged.


New post

2010-12-01 15:27:19 by parzo

Who gives a fuck, no one reads this shit anyway


Me and Newgrounds

2009-04-14 07:46:18 by parzo

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Goddamn, I've been on newgrounds for longer than most of the current BBS regs now, and I still have a postcount not even in the thousands? Just shows you, eh? Wow, I'm getting all nostalgic. Anyhoo, for whatever reason you've ventured onto my profile, please enjoy this video and be sure to leave me abusive comments and send me abusive PMS. Ciao!


Freddie Mercury

2008-07-26 10:26:50 by parzo
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:'(

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Freddie Mercury


My evil scheme

2008-05-15 17:27:47 by parzo
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My evil scheme


My penis.

2007-08-11 16:26:57 by parzo

So, sup NG?

My penis.


Indeed

2007-07-29 20:25:20 by parzo

I have no idea why you're looking at my userpage at the moment, as i have done pretty much nothing of worth. For whatever reason you have ventured onto my page, please enjoy this somewhat amusing picture. :)